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NEWS STORY

Mon Aug 4, 2008, 2:02 AM
Bumpy ride for flying kangaroo
Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:50

Qantas has denied poor maintenance was to blame for the massive hole in their 747 jet.

They said the plane had been thoroughly inspected in Hong Kong and was found to have an acceptable number of massive holes.

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McRats: the newest meal deal
Monday, 4 August 2008 10:13

A NSW McDonald’s outlet has been fined after rats were found in its food handling area.

A spokesman for McDonald’s said that in the company’s defense, the rats were a lot healthier than the rats they had two years earlier.

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2 Comments | Previous Journal Entries
  • Mood: Distracted
  • Listening to: The clock ticking closer to exams
  • Reading: Practice Exams
  • Watching: Life of Mammals
  • Playing: PLAY?! EXAM AUSSIE HAS NO TIME TO PLAY!
  • Eating: My fingernails
  • Drinking: Any liquor I can get my hands on

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  • Current Residence: Melbourne, Australia
  • Interests: Chilling with shorties drinking some forties.
  • Favourite movie: Gone in 60 Seconds
  • Favourite band or musician: Linkin Park
  • Favourite genre of music: None
  • Favourite artist: None
  • Favourite poet or writer: None
  • Favourite photographer: David Davoli
  • Operating System: Windows Vista (how I loath it)
  • Shell of choice: No, seriously. What does this mean?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Cowboys!!!!!!!!1
  • Skin of choice: I want to wear your skin... to a party I'm going to.
  • Favourite game: SWAT 4
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny
  • Personal Quote: I don't know much about pornography. But I know what I like.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pens, pencils and my computer.

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~marketgarden Jul 29, 2009, 9:14:51 AM
Hey dewd, I posted a new journal entry. Care to read it?

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Da, moje tajni identitet je ciganin. Jebe ti mater, zadrt!
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~aussie-spartan Aug 1, 2009, 1:34:25 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooo!

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Andy The Bomb: Caboose, you were supposed to help!
Caboose: I was helping watch.
Andy The Bomb: What if something had happened?
Caboose: I'm sure I would have seen it.
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~No-knee May 27, 2009, 6:14:28 PM
hey you're from autralia too, hooray!

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You know that little voice that tells you to quit while you're ahead? YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!
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~marketgarden Feb 3, 2009, 7:42:06 PM
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Look closely, this is the new face of Australia.

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Da, moje tajni identitet je ciganin. Jebe ti mater, zadrt!
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~aussie-spartan Feb 5, 2009, 2:40:03 AM
I saw this back in '99 and it was only still funny the next five times I saw it.

Incidentally, not only is this footage old but Kevin Rudd was made Prime Minister back in 07. He's not the 'new' face of Australia.

... oh dear God... the flood gates have opened...

Kevin Rudd calls himself a 'self confessed nerd'. Nerd's are smart.

During its first months the Labour party came under much scrutiny because they hadn't led the country for years and so they possibly lacked the nescessary leadership abilities. Despite the fact they denied this the Labour party held an 'ideas summit' where they gathered the smartest minds across Australia to brainstorm ideas on how to solve problems plaguing the country. This only proves they hadn't the ability.

Kevin Rudd claims that he was different to his predecessor John Howard and he was right. Only when popular opinion fell on the same side as John Howard's stance did Kevin Rudd join him in his opinion. Rudd isn't like Howard because Howard acted on what he thought was right not what public opinion sided with. Rudd has no balls. (Incidentally that's why I like Bush more than Obama, Bush was a arse that is undenyable but at least he wasn't pandering for public approval. Even when all the experts said he was wrong he stood his ground and as stupid as it was it took balls.)

Kevin Rudd was elected Prime Minister of Australia yet in his first six months of taking office he spent more time in other countries than he did in Australia, even earning him the nickname Kevin 747 (the Prime Minister's private plane is a Boering 747). Here's a hint Kevin, if a country elects you to lead them, be around when you do.

Kevin only won the election because of one phrase 'Working Families' the number of times Kevin used this phrase could only be calculated with a supercomputer. Annoyingly you Yanks might have the right idea making voting non-manditory. Over here its illegal not to vote and the majority of people who did vote for Kevin are the uneducated working class idiots who love current affair shows, think 'those asian bastards' should 'go back to their own country'. The kind of people who, if voting were optional, would not vote at all. I think 'The Chaser's War on Everything' had it right when they, during the time leading up to the election, showed people displaying their talents for touching their nose with their toungue, getting a woman's bra off without taking off her shirt and juggling two balls then displaying underneath: 'This person votes'.

... I think that's it...

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Andy The Bomb: Caboose, you were supposed to help!
Caboose: I was helping watch.
Andy The Bomb: What if something had happened?
Caboose: I'm sure I would have seen it.
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~marketgarden Feb 16, 2009, 6:26:16 PM
Well, I think it's not all bad that a leader follow public opinion. After all, he is meant to reflect our will and serves at our sufferance.

Funny, I used to be for mandatory voting, but now you've made a splendid point. It's a non-secret here that the GOP works to suppress voter turnout, especially among blacks. But this DOES have its good sides as 'born again Christians' (think mini-Bushes) make up 25% of those eligible to vote and could sweep damn near any electoral poll if they chose.

99? You were what, 9 back then? Chasers sounds awesome. I just saw the clips on youtube. Fuckin hilarious.

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Da, moje tajni identitet je ciganin. Jebe ti mater, zadrt!
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~aussie-spartan Feb 18, 2009, 12:32:49 AM
I glad you like them, I do. You can probably download entire episodes from their ABC page (that's Australian Broadcasting Corporation).

I was 8.

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Andy The Bomb: Caboose, you were supposed to help!
Caboose: I was helping watch.
Andy The Bomb: What if something had happened?
Caboose: I'm sure I would have seen it.
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~marketgarden Nov 5, 2008, 5:43:52 AM
Viva America! The Republican beast is dead.

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Da, moje tajni identitet je ciganin. Jebe ti mater, zadrt!
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~aussie-spartan Nov 7, 2008, 6:41:23 PM
The south shall rise again!

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Andy The Bomb: Caboose, you were supposed to help!
Caboose: I was helping watch.
Andy The Bomb: What if something had happened?
Caboose: I'm sure I would have seen it.
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~marketgarden Sep 3, 2008, 1:40:21 PM
Si hay muertes más difíciles de aceptar que otras, ésta de Emiliano Alberto Molina es una de ellas. Enterriano de María Grande, con ese carácter tí;pico de los provincianos de pago chico, cumplió 17 años el 5 de enero. Había sido el arquero de la Selección Argentina en los Sudamericanos Sub 16 (2004) y Sub 17 (2005). Bastaba verlo, con su porte de metro 90 y pico, para darse cuenta de que tenía destino de arquero importante. Dos semanas atrás, el hincha de Independiente le regaló ese aplauso ilusionado cuando fue a ocupar el arco de la Visera en el partido de Reserva contra River. Sí, no fue de las mejores tardes, pues el Rojo perdió 3-2, pero qué te importa un resultado a esa edad, con esa pinta, cuando estás en un club tan grande y tenés una novia como Mariela... ¡Qué te cambia una derrota si tenés toda la vida para ganar! Eso es lo que da bronca, lo que cuesta asumir: Emiliano se quedó muy pronto sin revancha. En la lluviosa madrugada del lunes 13, horas después de aquel encuentro, chocó con su VW Gol la parte trasera de un camión que transportaba lácteos, sobre el asfalto resbaladizo del Puente Pueyrredón. En el club no lo podían creer: otra vez la tragedia se ensañaba con Independiente, otra vez un arquerito prometedor, como Lucas Molina, parecía tener un final trágico. Las primeras noticias dieron poco lugar para el optimismo: el chico había perdido la visión del ojo derecho y la del izquierdo estaba dañada. En el medio de su terrible agonía, Emiliano nunca se enteró del fallecimiento de Silvia, hermana de Mariela, uno de los cinco ocupantes del auto. Ayer, a las 22.30, un paro caridorrespiratorio produjo el desenlace, tan previsible como doloroso!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Da, moje tajni identitet je ciganin. Jebe ti mater, zadrt!
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